'You knew what you were getting into': 20+ Cringeworthy Parenting Fails

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    Product - Dads: If I have a daughter, I'm not playing dress up Dads after having daughter:
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    Font - LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet I made my bed and found a half eaten stick of butter in it. When I asked my child if she put anything in mommy's bed, she said "I did not put butter in it." The mystery continues. More at 11.
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    Art - Mom, what's it like having the best daughter in the world? I don't know sweetheart, you'll have to ask Grandma
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    Font - My kid, after eating precisely 2 bites of dinner: "I'm done" Me: The f you are.
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    Forehead - Parent: "This is serious. Are you listening to me?!" Kid: [dinosaur noises]
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    Font - Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you're a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that s
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    Happy - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I was a horrible mother today and intentionally abandoned my children. Well what really happened was, I closed the door while I was in the restroom, but apparently it's the same thing
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    Font - Priscilla @bonjourbitchesblog hi I have a question about toddlers and my question is what the fl
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    Light - We found my wife's phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren't sure which of our three kids put it there.......until my wife scrolled through her pictures today. /r/all
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    Font - James Breakwell, Exploding Un... @XplodingUnicorn Me: Stop yelling at your sisters. ⠀ 10-year-old: You don't understand. They won't listen, no matter how many times I tell them something. Me: *looks directly at camera*
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    Nose - when you've told your toddler to stop doing that 216 times... I will not scream why is this kid testing me im about to drop kick you
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    Font - Aaron Rupar @atrupar Being a toddler is having 300 toys but playing with a dirty scrap of paper that fell out of the trash, then having a total meltdown when your parents take it away
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    Plant - Toddler: *Speaks in enthusiastic gibberish.* Me: "That doesn't make sense to me. But, then again, you are very small."
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    Font - Sure babies are cute but one day they grow into little gangly preteen creatures that tell you you're being "cringe." Bro how am I being bullied by a person I had to teach to use the potty
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    Organism - @cydbeer Husband: If anyone else whines they have to go right to bed! Me: Ugh my pants are too tight. My feet are cold. Everyone is being too loud. Kids: Ha! Mom has to go to bed! Me: Goodnight, suckers.
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    Font - Getting REAL TIRED of babysitting my mom's grandkids right now
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    Font - Be Kind Of Witty @bekindofwitty "You knew what you were getting into when you had children" Did I? Did I know that I'd be arguing with a 4yo that we don't lick peoples feet? DID I KNOW THAT?
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    Forehead - EATING A MEAL I'VE SPENT AN HOUR MAKING DRINKING BATH WATER THEY'VE JUST PEED IN mgflip.com TODDLER TODDLER
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    Joint - peaceluvandmemes Me, with childless free time: eat & nap run errands meal prep clean house
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    Hair - When you ask your toddler why she's grumpy. Things that were...things that are.... And some things... ...that have not yet come to pass.
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    Font - SALTROS ORDAN 20307 Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking Fact: kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach. It's about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner. The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.
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    Organism - Me: *Accidentally lets a swear word slip* My toddler: tellmebaby A new core memory!
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    Rectangle - Simon Holland @simoncholland ✡ Following Wish I was as brave as my kid who just ate zero bites of her dinner and then asked my wife for a snack 6 minutes after the table was clear. RETWEETS LIKES 65 186

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